Don’t you just hate Twitter lists

It is official, I have succumbed. I have committed a cardinal sin. I have written a list based on Twitter user behavior – or is it a Twist (see number 9.)

I will gladly follow you back on Twitter providing you don’t do or have any of the things below.

1. Pink profile page – scams often seem to have pink profile pages. Does the color pink make us do stupid things? Feel free not to answer that.

2. Stunning professional profile portrait of late teen early twenties female – also usually a scam probably run by sweaty 50 year old male from mother’s basement.

3. To many uses of words like awesome or amazing.

4. Following me and setting your own account as private – that is just rude.

5. Eagle’s head or US flag in profile picture – often accompanied by phrases such as these colors don’t run in the bios – needs no explanation.

6. Links that go to a site that I have to register to get to the content – that is really rude.

7. Less than 10 Tweets – How do I know if I want to follow you when you give me no idea about what I am following

8. Republicans – not really true but the follow bar is much higher.

9. Write lists about Twitter – bet you didn’t see that coming.

10. Prefix every damn word with Tw or T – Tweally Twicks me Twoff.

11. Related to the above: – ever use the non-word Tweetup

12. Claim to be a social networking expert.