Auto Lolspeak and Famous Quotes

Here is a great potential timewaster , a site that translates anything into a sort of 12 year old kid’s computer lolspeak chat type dialect

Here is what it does to the first amendment:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

CONGRES SHAL MAEK NO LAW RESP3CTNG AN ESTABLISHMANT OF R3LIGION OR PROIBITNG TEH FRE 3X3RCIES THAR3OF OR ABRIDGNG DA FREDOM OF SPECH OR OF TEH PRAS OR DA RIGHT OF TEH PEOPLE P3AECABLEY 2 ASAMBL3 AND 2 PETITION DA GOVERNMENT FOR A RADRES OF GREIVANCES!1!!1 OMG LOL

and the second:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

A WAL RAGULAETD MILITIA BNG N3CESARY 2 TEH SACURITY OF A FRE STAET DA RIGHT OF TEH PEOPLE 2 KEP AND BAR ARMS !!WTF! SHAL NOT B INFRNG3D!!!!! OMG

And, just for grins, something from the half baked Alaskan:

As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border

AS PUTIN REARS HIS HEAD AND COMAS IN2 TEH ARE SPAEC OF TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA WH3RE– WHERA DO THEY GO??!!?!! WTF LOL ITS ALASKA!11!!!1 WTF LOL ITS JUST RIGHT OVER TEH BORD3R