The Pet Rapture Problem Solved
This is a great business idea that could open up a whole new area of marketing in what could be referred to the ‘Enjoy Your Rapture With a Clear Conscience’ or ‘Endtimes Should be Good Times niche.
In this case the service offered is pet care by certified atheists.
There is a Paypal button that does lead to a real account. I suspect the owner of the account will be more than happy to relieve you of the $100 or so the ‘service’ costs.
The whole site is a hoot and the faq page is a definite must read;
Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my pet is rescued?
A: The timing is contingent on the number of subscribers we have in each state/region and travel distance. Our rescuers know that this is a time sensitive service. Pets’ lives are at stake. We will limit the number of subscribers in each zone so that any given rescuer will not be over burdened. Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue.
Believe me, some serious thought has gone into this and some good philosophical points are made.
